我的BMI
BMI=32.9
我要減肥!
-終-
"且樂生前一杯酒﹐何須身後千載名" - 李白《行路難之三》
今早一開信箱,就看見這個!被退稿! ~!@#$%^&*
仔細再檢查下,發現有篇作品日期不符。
沒辦法,只好再重新報名~(所以別LAST MINUTE報名,被退稿,只能說活該!)
我在此想反應下,那“其中一項錯誤。。。”,主辦當局可不可以HIGHLIGHT所犯下的錯誤。
不然,真的不清楚到底犯下多少個錯誤。謝謝!
p/s: 少俊,感同身受。
..
今晚,玲需要出席公司的TEAM BUILDING活動,沒人陪我吃晚餐。
回到家,換了衣服,打了球。打完球,沖了涼。沖完涼,就是晚餐!
吃什么呢?這絕對是傷腦筋的事!
。。。索性拿了兩包快熟面,開始展現我的廚藝。
1,2,3。。。煮好啦!呵,我打算把它拿到房里吃~
開著冷氣,吃著熱乎乎的面,啊~爽!
讓我回憶起當年在念中學的往事。。。
“考試期間,我和老二都愛趕夜車,還是那種最后一班車。老二最差勁,每每不到臨晨2點,他開始在那里打瞌睡!弄得我常被他的睡蟲傳染到。聰明的我靈機一動,想了個餿主意 -- 快熟面!通常在開夜車,都會肚子餓。但三更半夜,除了那些餅干、零食的,哪來什么東西吃。老二最愛吃快熟面,而又常被媽阻止,所以這時候媽去會周郎,我們‘偷煮來吃’,她哪知道。
就這樣,快熟面成了我們的動力!面用熱水燙軟,加粒雞蛋,再用鍋蓋蓋緊。5到10分鐘,可口的快熟面出‘爐’啦~
接著就是躲進(冷氣)房里吃。。。哈,人間第一大享受!極品!滿足,滿足。。。”
其實吃飽后,老二還是一樣在那里打瞌睡。
隔天我還是“讀不完”地去考場(該是刑場吧!)。
媽其實是知道的。
最后,我還是順利畢業了。
opps! 吃完了才拍,不好意思
我還是很懷念中學那段日子。
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執政黨、反對黨那么執著干什么呢?
為了人民?還是人,始終無法擺脫的金錢利益?
大批示威者守在首相府外,已经有三个多月的时间,有些人相信,除了那些不满沙玛和达信的知识分子之外,还有很多退休人士和家庭主妇,很可能是收了钱,来这里示威。-《新動網》
有個男人去用餐。問:Bobochacha 多少錢?
招待的大陸妹回答: 摸摸插插五十。
男問蝦面呢?
女回答:下面一百。
男再問:水餃呢?
女答:睡覺兩白。
男驚問:一碗呢?
女:一晚五百。
男:他媽的,回家吃月餅還好。
來自W i ñ ñ i è™
【朋友,你近來好嗎?】
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
(Oooh.. a holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
(yeah...)
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
have a nice day!